Wherever you go, there you are

Off to visit the doctor today with sick nephew. My sister took nephew A in while I wandered around a nearby park with nephew D (so that we didn't go in with one malady and come out with three more, as is often the case in doctors' surgeries).

Then we went off to distribute the recycling in lots of different bins. S and A were gleefully flinging bottles and cans into the correct bins while I was standing out of range with baby D. Looking up, I glimpsed a seagull, and wished I'd brought my cam--

The seagull surprised me with an unexpected present from above. Yes, seagull poo, like a localised shower of rain, fell over me and the buggy.

I'm pretty sure that wasn't on my list of Must Do experiences in the UK!